Not just any cow. A Minature Jersey Cow. Oh, you've no idea the longing I have for one of these. Much like I hankered for a child in my 30's, I think a cow will be the hankering of my 50's. I close my eyes and imagine how warm she would feel to the touch, and what she would smell like, and how we would frolic in the field while the soundtrack 'people let me tell you 'bout my beeeesssttt friend' is playing in the background. I would lay on her belly and read her poetry under a shade tree in the summer. Oh how we'd laugh and bond. I'd be the best milker in this county, I would.
I mean, seriously, look at these little things. I can't bear it! The only problem with getting a cow, is that I don't know what the heck I'm doing....and these little sweeties are between $3000 and $5000. I keep telling Glenco that this could be a wonderful new business venture for us......but he's not buyin'. He said 'I don't see it in the cards for you dear'.
Last night as the sun was setting I went out and shook my fists at the sky and declared "As God is my witness, I won't go without a cow long!!".
I've no idea who this lady is, but I want to be her. Yep, that's gonna be me in another 10 years. You mark my words!!