I've had three of the most ridiculous blond moments in the last two days.
I refuse to call them senior moments - but after you read them - you might worry about me too.
It all started on Saturday morning - when I went to the Farmer's Market with my rickety vintage cart - unencumbered by a purse. My cash and cellphone were tucked in the leg of my awesome $1 resale shop Columbia hiking capris.
I'm walking down the street and I start hearing the theme song to 'Modern Family' and I think - wow - where is that coming from? That's cool! I love Modern Family!
Never crossed my mind that it was my cellphone ringing.
Later that same night, right before bed, I was scanning Facebook.
Up comes this picture on my feed and I gasped.
Aaron even asked me what happened...
For the splittest of seconds, I thought it was a picture of me - and I didn't remember posing for it - and I couldn't understand why someone would put it on Facebook.
I went promptly to bed after this incident - realizing it was apparently way past my bedtime.
Now - if that just right there wasn't enough to make you start thinking I'm deficient in some important brain chemicals...listen to this one.
Yesterday - after being highly caffeinated in the morning (yes, I know - I gave up caffeine - but it's come down to caffeine or sister wives - there's a lot to do around here and Glen isn't buying into my polygamy spiel) - I went to the doctor for a wellness check and to order some blood work. I just wanted to get a snapshot of my cholesterol, blood sugar, etc...
I go into the Medical Center with no incident.
I have my appointment.
I'm happy to hear that I'm the picture of health. My blood pressure is 100/64 (and that's after espresso) - and I'm feeling pretty good about how awesome I am.
Then - I go to leave the Medical Center.
This is where my awesomeness fades.
I walk to the door and notice the door has a handicap symbol on it and it says
'caution - automatic door'.
So I stood there and it didn't open.
And then I moved around - trying to trigger the sensor to open the door.
Then, as I'm thinking to myself 'You've got to be kidding me..." - I walk a few steps back and approach the door again.
Still - won't open.
I try prying it open.
By now - I'm feeling stupid and hearing the theme song to 'You're on Candid Camera' in the background of my brain noise, and I wonder if it's my cell phone ringing.
I walk away and stand in the corner, and start to wonder how I'm getting out of the building.
I go BACK to the door - and stood there again for a few seconds.
Then I pushed the door.
I left quickly.
I do worry 'bout m'self.
I noticed in the comments that some of you are having trouble finding the 'otha blog' - all my weight loss drivel. If you click on my before and after picture - it will take you there...or do this
Clicking that link will take you there as well.
Happy Tuesday to you all!