Last week Karen at This Old House had a great idea for a blog post - and I just had to jump on the wagon -
I'd like to introduce you to my alter ego -
I would so resemble Parker Posey, that I'd ofttimes be mistaken for her.
I've always longed for her wide palate, and shiny dark hair -
I'd also be rail thin and willowy
I'd do this with regularity.
I'd dress like this -
I'd be decidedly urban, living in Seattle.
I wouldn't own a car, and I'd walk to the local coffee shop daily where the barista wouldn't even have to ask what I wanted.
I'd be so jacked up on these, it wouldn't even be funny.
I'd work at home, in this apartment -
I'd be Seattle's premier garden designer - highly sought after -
Creepy heads would be my trademark.