Thursday, July 11, 2013

There Was an Old Woman

There was an old woman who lived in a coop

She had so much to do, with nary time to poop.

More chickens than needed, and turkeys to boot - 

She blogged for her sanity, and has been told she's a hoot.

Picking up droppings and laying down straw -
when a baby gets sick -
she sticks it in her bra.


The end.

20 comments:

  1. bwahaha! love this pic and poem! I do hope that wee babe is going to be alright ♥ -T

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  2. You are too funny! That baby chick feels the love.....

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  3. You're hilarious Jaym! ... I want a baby chick. Soon. :) xo

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  4. Oh yes, you're a hoot and this made me laugh! Love the ditty, now where's the kitty ? ( In your bra ?)

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  5. Pitiful! You are a mess, but those chicks are very blessed...to have you. :)

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  6. Love your poem and turkey in the bra! We raised turkeys years ago and they were like pets - following us everywhere and hanging out on porch when we were in house - waiting for us to return! They are fun! Hope your baby is feeling better today.

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  7. OOoh, the BAYBEEEE!... hope she will recover. Love that pic and poem, you silly goose.

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  8. omgosh sooo cute. Hope he is ok! And you look great!!

    jan

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  9. Nice! Very cute! Hope chicks not too bad.

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  10. You made my day start with a huge smile! Do I see a poetry book in the near future?

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  11. You are so so funny. I'd certainly buy your book!!!!

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  12. I just love you!

    A woman never parts with her valuable vintage finds, buuut I have a piece of vintage cherry fabric, with your name on it. . .

    If it is not in tomorrows mail, I'll have it out Monday for sure.

    . . . did I tell you not only do you make me laugh, your cleanse and decluttering project has changed my life. . .how much to I love you Jayme

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  13. And...there is something unnatural about THAT? LOL...Face it-your are just a natural born nurturer! Love it, Jayme- xo Diana

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  14. Truly a HOOT . . . I hope the chick is okay?

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  15. Omg, Jayme I just love you. You are the Erma Bombeck of Blogville, I swear woman! Look how cute you look, playing Mother Hen to an ailing chick. I'm with Kathy, you made my day too. Saturday smiles back at you to turn that frown upside down girl.. Hope the poor little chick makes it.

    Debra

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  16. And this is why I love you, my friend. :D

    How is Baby T?

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  17. Cheryl at Whoseyergurl would love this post. I always use my bra as an animal holder.

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  18. Your so cute! I have another friend that sticks baby chicks down in her bra when they are just hatching out and the mom is not keeping them warm.

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