Up in this house - this is completely normal behavior.
You see - it's a sad tale actually -
a tale of heartache and woe - much too much for a Monday morning.
I was a bit of a neglected baby - I slept in a dresser drawer when I was first brought home -
the neglect wasn't intentional - just circumstances.
Ergo - I have an oral fixation.
I blame the lack of breastfeeding -
I want to put everything in my mouth.
And you thought I kept chickens cause I liked eggs.
Can I let you in on a secret?
If I eat another egg I swear I'll gag to death.
Yes...I do live in that apron.