Up in this house - this is completely normal behavior.
You see - it's a sad tale actually -
a tale of heartache and woe - much too much for a Monday morning.
I was a bit of a neglected baby - I slept in a dresser drawer when I was first brought home -
the neglect wasn't intentional - just circumstances.
Ergo - I have an oral fixation.
I blame the lack of breastfeeding -
I want to put everything in my mouth.
And you thought I kept chickens cause I liked eggs.
Can I let you in on a secret?
If I eat another egg I swear I'll gag to death.
What's that?
Yes...I do live in that apron.
Wouldn't you?
I think I was weaned too early. I too am eating , drinking, or have my hands in my mouth all the time. I haven't tried chicks yet..I'm on my way!
ReplyDeleteOK, I've had my cute-fix for the day. They match your apron so nicely.
ReplyDeleteToo cute! The chicks, the apron and you! ;-) Love your videos. You are one vivacious woman. It's always a treat to read/watch your latest. Thanks so much for taking the time to share with the world. ~~Rhonda :)
ReplyDeleteYou know, down in Alabama, we say, "Get me a spoon! She is so cute I could just eat her up!" (usually referring to a baby and its fat little legs).
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why we say that?
We have nine little chicks right now, but I tell you it is time with a capital T to move them out of my living room. The place is stinkin to high heaven.
I don't know what's cuter, you, the apron, or the chicks!!
ReplyDeleteThe Bantams are adorable! And yes, I would live in that apron, too! It is so so pretty. I found myself in a store the other day checking out the aprons and I thought of you!
ReplyDeleteOh Jayme! You are a riot! I laughed out loud. That first video...that is so me. I am always saying "I just wanna eat you up!"
ReplyDeleteand yes I would TOTALLY live in that apron. I am always admiring that apron! Love the lil baby chickadees!
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ReplyDeleteCOME AWN...STOP! You know my duck story, right? I'm not even allowed to go back to Rural King at this time of year. Not for dog food, not for free popcorn! Not for anything!!!! I'm so jealous...
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Those chicks sure are stinkin CUTE! I want to raise chickens someday.
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Jayme, I too slept in a dresser drawer at my grandma's though not at home. She was the best grandma in the World and would keep me on the week-end and didn't have a baby bed, dresser drawer worked fine. I bought me a pretty apron yesterday it was half price at a close out store. Love you and the little bitty cuties.
ReplyDeleteThank you for my Monday smile. I needed it today :)
ReplyDeleteLove your babies, they are just cute as a button!
It appears that if you've got the time to make aprons just like yours, then you've got the buyers!
ReplyDeleteLet's all be apron sisters!
Oh. my. gosh. That is pure preciousness!!
ReplyDeleteJayme, Once again you receive the Monday, /she made me laugh award...Because who likes Monday and EVERYONE needs to laugh/chuckle...thanks my friend..
ReplyDelete~~HUGS~~
You are TOO much! But they are SO adorable you can't help but ooh & aah over them! I am still waiting for my chicks. *sigh* not a happy camper about having to wait but apparently there is a shortage of chicks this year. Anyhoo, I have to wait till May 18th *ugh* till mine come in. Meanwhile, I'll just ogle over yours, yay! They're just so precious!
ReplyDeleteDo NOT change the apron... they coordinate nicely with the color of the baby bantams.
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So cute, Jayme!
ReplyDeleteIs the difference in color boy/girl? Have you named them yet? Made diapers? How long before they lay eggs? Hmmmm, I think I'm out of questions!
I just showed your video to my daughter and she asked if we could go visit you!!!
ReplyDeletekim
Love the babies Jayme! They are so cute. Wish I could have them. I live in a condo though and I think that that is against the rules. Dang it! Please don't eat them!
ReplyDeleteYou are toooooo funny! I will get that stinking check out to you tomorrow. Between working and going to Lulu's state competition I did not get to it...sorry...slap me later- Hugs- Diana
ReplyDeleteOkay, the first video made me laugh...followed by a round of snorting! TOO FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteThey are sooo cute. Now I want to get some. Not that we need any more. We have way too many eggs also!
ReplyDeleteOur adventue in "coop keeping" is underway and I couldn't be more tickled! The 6 we brought home are growing so quickly, and a spin through our feed store Saturday about did me in...oh, the sweet bantams! It was all I could do not to scoop 'em up and bring 'em home. Next year...next year...
ReplyDeleteI want baby chicks! Why oh why do I have to live in an apartment?
ReplyDeleteThey are adorable and so is that apron....you...I am not so sure about!!! lol
ReplyDeleteOh, how adorable.
ReplyDeleteVictoria
You are so funny!!:) I love that you find joy in the simplist things, you go girl!!!!
ReplyDeleteLol! You made me laugh out loud:) Pretty good for a Wednesday morning! Your babies are sooo sweet! Thanks for brightening up my day!
ReplyDeletexoxo Jenna in Florida
Catching up on blog reading....my husband and I cracked up at you attempting to put those babies in your mouth....I sooooo get it! I just love having baby chicks, this is the first year in 5yrs of having chickens that I have no spring babies.....I miss them so much, but we just have to much going on with some traveling.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy them, they grow up to fast!
Oral fixation and gobbling them up nearly made me pee my pants! You have self diagnosed yourself again, it was caused from being put in a drawer and lack of breast feeding. That explains why my girls are free of poultry at their advanced ages. Me, wannabe chicken lady was bottle fed...see! I am examining my skin ever so closely each morning, how could this serum work so fast?
ReplyDeleteoh, but they are darling. the chickies and the apron...all so divine. you cannot be held responsible.
ReplyDeleteOh Jayme, you made laugh so hard with your secret about eating eggs... I'm right there with ya!
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Just a little question..and i'm sure if i had time i could find the answer...but what do you mean when you say "law"??? It was peckin at my brain and couldn't stop myself!! Just had to ask!! thanks coop keeper....hee hee!!
ReplyDeleteI want an apron like that. Oh, yea. I said that already. Wear it every day, Jayme!! It's wonderful!!
ReplyDeleteYou, lady, absolutely crack me up!!!! I had to replay that first video of you wanting to insert the chicks in mouth 4 times, just because I needed to have that great gut-shaking laugh!!
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, I'm jealous. I want chicks...soon, I hope. Life is not the same without them.
Have fun with your visiting relative!!