As you know - some chickens are horribly mistreated.
No human contact.
Many meet their demise in ways I shant describe in detail.
Here at the Coop - we nurture our birds, and shower them with treats and loving kindness.
You can be assured that we house some rather pampered fowl.
Due to recent additions of Mallard ducks, assorted Bantams and a half dozen or so new layers -
things are becoming a tad over crowded.
I find it difficult to give each bird the attention it deserves.
Ducks are forced to cohabitate with felines.
This taint natural.
Some birds are left in solitary confinement much too long.
The diaper costs alone have been breaking the Coop Keeper's budget.
Friends, it's in a true spirit of humility - I ask for your help.
For a generous donation of $39 a month -
you can assure that these fine fowl are given the best treatment.
The treatment they deserve.
Wouldn't you sleep a little better every night knowing that you helped?
Your sponsorship helps fund these chicken activities, and more...
Prompt medical care...
Weekly Sunday drives in the country...
Anger management courses...
Daily exercise classes led by certified chickens...
Interpretative dance classes...
And of course -
Food and clothing...
Included in your sponsorship of only $39 a month:
Photos of your sponsored bird, as well as daily egg reports, delicious recipes (for eggs!) and correspondence from your chicken.
Can you find it in your heart to help?
I dream of a world where chickens roam free - and their motive to cross the road is not questioned.
Be a part of the solution my friends.
Sponsor a chicken today.