Fox in Squirrel.
This is what happens when you have the audacity to show up at my house, and it feels like I've known you forever.
You get treated like kin, not company.
After they arrive bearing gifts and hugs are exchanged, talk their ear off until it's nearly 9pm before you serve them food.
Feed them way late in the night, in a cramped camper - waiting until they are so hungry - that any wheat and dairy free food that you serve them is welcomed, devoured, and seems delicious.
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After keeping them up half the night talking, make them drive to meet strangers for the day.
Very cute strangers.
After that grueling day, wait until it's nearly dark to serve them supper again.
Make them walk five miles in the hot, heavy night air in a strange town.
Keep them up til 1am watching Extreme Makeover Edition: Weightloss so that we can cry together.
Send them out in the dark humid night to sleep in cramped quarters.
Wake them at 4.
Feed them oatmeal with chocolate protein powder mixed in and take them for a back and bicep workout.
When the company seems worn down to a nub, see them off so they can drive three hours home - without a shower or makeup - still in pajamas.
That's how I roll.