Originally posted in January of 2009 - Just letting you know I'm accepting applications again.
47 year old Northwest Indiana woman now accepting applications for Nanny.
Immediate opening for highly motivated, organized individuals.
Duties include, but not limited to:
Promptly removing JoAnn's, Micheal's and Hobby Lobby ads from
newspaper before client can read them.
Reviewing all seed orders before placing them, deleting items if necessary.
Administering vitamins daily.
Advising the client that it's bedtime, time to eat, time to exercise, etc.
Advising the client as to which project, out of the twenty she's started, is a priority.
Knowledge of anti-anxiety pharmaceuticals helpful, but not necessary.
Knowledge of Blogger.com a bonus.
You will need a firm, but compassionate hand.
Scenarios like this are to be avoided at all costs.
Client is not to be left alone for long periods of time, or allowed to stop at any residences that display signs bearing words like 'Garage Sale', 'Yard Sale' or 'Free Kittens'. Any more animals allowed in clients home will result in immediate termination of your position.
When client has that far away scheming look in her eyes, she must be distracted immediately with freshly brewed coffee, or freshly baked scones.